Most Child-Unfriendly Celebrity Travel Fashion

Sure we all look up to celebrities for our fashion cues, but the one time it’s not appropriate is when you are traveling with kids. From it’s supermom Beckham or style icon Kim Kardashian, these women tend to treat airports like runways at Milan Fashion Week and we mere mortals know that those looks are just not going to fly in our own lives. Opt instead for my practical yet stylish Travel Outfit that is both couture and parent-friendly, but in the mean time, let’s check out some highly child-unfriendly celebrity travel fashion, just for kicks! Don’t try this at home, moms (or at the airport)!

The Queen of Pop Madonna doubles as the Queen of Nutso as she goes through security check in a bathrobe. It may be comfortable but I can’t imagine that thing staying with much movement, particularly chasing after Rocco and Lourdes. Interesting for fellow passengers no doubt – I wonder if she’s wearing that metal bustier from Express Yourself under there!








I can’t even imagine the state of this Grecian number after the kids are done pooping, barfing and wiping their paws on it. Kim Kardashian’s going to need to invest in a pair of sweats before she thinks about starting a family.









How can any list of what not to wear be complete without Lady Gaga? Here she is exiting the airport and granted she doesn’t have to carry any of her bags but I can only imagine the acrobatics involved to get those pants off if she wanted to use the restroom. The one perk of this outfit is that it is so skin-tight that there is no risk of loose pieces flying off if there were indeed kids involved (and God help us all if there ever are). Except of course, the sunglasses! And it does look pretty stain-proof.








Ahh white silk. I love you, I do but there has never been a more kid-incompatible color or fabric. I love the jumpsuit on Eva Longoria I really do but I can’t seem to imagine it without a tie and dye of juice, ketchup and drool. Can you?





You’re probably looking at this outfit and thinking “that’s not that bad” especially given Victoria Beckham’s predecessors on this list, but now picture her (or worse, yourself) attempting to reign in three strapping young lads in leather pants and stilettos. And where would she put the clutch!?